Naughty Story

The thing that worries me the most is getting told off. I take a glimpse at it then realise what I have done. Everything has just exploded inside of me. How will she ever trust me again. She only left for about ten minutes. Why....? My heart beating like I was just in a earthquake.  How am I going to clean this up.   

We'll, it started when I was 10. Yes, last year. "I'm just going to feed the cat at grandmas, then getting some dip for our movie. Oh,  and DONT EAT THE CHIPS" the door slams shut. The creek of the garage door. Sooo slow. The engine blasts in my ear. I stumble outside to greet her off. Yes she is finally gone.

" Boy am I hungry" I sigh then stare at the... No. Mum said no. I start watching a boring documentary about food. Hurry up mum. How long dose it take to feed a cat. I wonder. Dose she take out one biscuit at a time. We'll maybe she couldn't decide what dip to have. Anyway she is taking a long time.  

I creep into the kitchen like a mouse. We'll actually I stomp, trip then flop into the kitchen like a giant, but I survive that bit. I do the laser beam stunt. Yes I acted like a spy or a robber. I consider my self to be more of a robber in this story. I slide on my knees like a guitarist but get Lino burn. There it is. No, eww no, not fish. Blaaahhh. No not broccoli??? Yes thank you. Melt in mouth, rack of rib chips. Mmmmmm my fav. 

My trouble fingers glide across the bowl. I take one and fell like someones watching me. I through it in my mouth then sprint into my room. What I didn't know was that when I turned around my arm wacked the bowl and smashed on the ground. Who cares about the bowl, THE CHIPS!!!

We'll I can't say I did it on purpose, but it wasn't on accident. Oh so confusing. She left me at home, like a starving child. Oh yeah, ummm I forgot to mention that umm, she kinda left a truck load of apples, carrots and fruit. So in reality i wasn't a starving child, but I have already eaten that. 

The broom of the car re-blasts in myh ear and I get a big fright. I sprint out of the kitchen and into my bedroom. The creek of the door opens super fast. Mum walks into the kitchen and her mouth drops to the ground.