Jackie and the beanstalk

My hart thumps louder then a crazy party, I have just climbed the beanstalk and now I am face to face with a double headed giant. His voice screams louder then anything on planet earth. Right now I am between heaven and hell. Everything stops, all of the preposterous things flow into my mind. He will rip my head off and eat it for dinner. Well he doesn't. He locks me in a cage and starts laughing. I haven't told you my name yet, my name is Jackie, but most people call me Jack. 

One day my auntie told me to sell the house and cart. So I did. Some crazy lunatic comes and gives me some beans. He begs me for the horse, so I give it to him. Before the horse trots off. He tells me something very important. Don't get the beans wet. I just have got them wet. Wow. This monster beanstalk grows straight infornt of my eyes. Oh boy I'm in trouble.